Maidenhead at home then. In all honesty I have no idea where Maidenhead is. If I had to guess, I'd say either deepest darkest Berkshire direction, like your Bracknells and your Basingstokes, or it's out deepest darkest Wiltshire way like your Trowbridges and your Marlboroughs.
Or a home county maybe. Like Hertfordshire, wherever that is. Don't think anyone knows really.
Anyway, it's a decent draw really; winnable.
